Greetings lucky lotto players!
Here in Castle Over Yonder we're always striving to find new and exciting ways to deliver the luckiest combinations of numbers under the purview of our mandated concessions.
As I write this editorial, our lead technician is - believe it or not - working diligently alongside the kooky members of our very own Mystification Division (a division not entirely unlike the long-form division you struggled over in grade school) always striving to create new, exciting, and extremely new and exciting divination models!
It is, ladies and gentlemen, a system that derives its input from measuring the super-impositioriating reluctances of the diaphragmagtic theselopod. In essence, our very own solar system's planets in relation to one another if you can dig that. Or so says our nerdy-jackoff departement... and I believe 'em!
As I write this editorial, our lead technician is - believe it or not - working diligently alongside the kooky members of our very own Mystification Division (a division not entirely unlike the long-form division you struggled over in grade school) always striving to create new, exciting, and extremely new and exciting divination models!
It is, ladies and gentlemen, a system that derives its input from measuring the super-impositioriating reluctances of the diaphragmagtic theselopod. In essence, our very own solar system's planets in relation to one another if you can dig that. Or so says our nerdy-jackoff departement... and I believe 'em!
I simply cannot go into further detail at this point, (hardy, har-har, psychos) but rest assured dear gambler, it's sure to be a game changer, and shall surely skyrocket your odds of winning not only the lotto, but the game of life itself!
One of my fondest lotto winning memories involves a jointly purchased ticket. It happened in a retail gas station in Edmonton. I grabbed a 6-49 slip and asked a friend who was with me to pick six numbers after picking my own, interwove our separate selections on the third frame, and voila!
If memory serves, our total prize amounted to just under sixty-two dollars and fifty-one cents between the two of us, but we celebrated it with cigars and whisky!
If memory serves, our total prize amounted to just under sixty-two dollars and fifty-one cents between the two of us, but we celebrated it with cigars and whisky!
We would love to hear any stories you might have about winning the lotto - big time or not-so-big time. Just leave them in the comments below if you're so inclined.
Enjoy this Sunday's lucky picks, and thanks for stopping-in!
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