Record 6/49 Jackpot Up For Grabs!

We thought it'd be fun to try our hand at making some GIF images to present our picks this week. Sixty-four million sure is a bundle!

If we had that kind of bread, we'd probably either open-up an investment banking firm, or give it to the hungry... maybe even tour the world while entertaining uncle Ray's business idea of the century. Who knows? We might even find ourselves bankrupt within six years! 

Anyway, we hope this image file doesn't take too long to load into your browser. If you have any trouble seeing the lucky numbers we've chosen for the Saturday, October 17 draw, feel free to contact us... just submit a post below.

Seventeen Million Reasons To Play

We sometimes try and have a little fun by changing-up the presentation of our divine picks.

Best of luck!

For Every Winner, There's Millions of Losers!

While it's always been a favorite pastime of civilized people to throw money away, can you imagine actually winning the lotto?

I never buy tickets myself because I already have more money than I know what to do with, but I love to think that some day, someone's life will be transformed by the divine numbers you'll find here every week on Sick's Picks!

Big Winner!

Divine Derivatives

8; 14; 20; 33; 37; 48

Numbers come, numbers go.

Venus.

We at Sick's Picks neglected to divine last Saturday's numbers as our divine number technician was under the weather. Fortunately for you folks, she's fully recovered, and has strongly urged me to share the generator's techno-mystical picks for next Wednesday's draw as soon as possible!

The numbers are:

5 ; 15 ; 19 ; 24 ; 30 ; 42.

Saturnarian Saturday

Saturn!

Here are your lucky Saturday Sick's Picks!

Interplanetary Divination

Greetings lucky lotto players!

Here in Castle Over Yonder we're always striving to find new and exciting ways to deliver the luckiest combinations of numbers under the purview of our mandated concessions.

As I write this editorial, our lead technician is - believe it or not - working diligently alongside the kooky members of our very own Mystification Division (a division not entirely unlike the long-form division you struggled over in grade school) always striving to create new, exciting, and extremely new and exciting divination models!

It is, ladies and gentlemen, a system that derives its input from measuring the super-impositioriating reluctances of the diaphragmagtic theselopod. In essence, our very own solar system's planets in relation to one another if you can dig that. Or so says our nerdy-jackoff departement... and I believe 'em! 

I simply cannot go into further detail at this point, (hardy, har-har, psychos) but rest assured dear gambler, it's sure to be a game changer, and shall surely skyrocket your odds of winning not only the lotto, but the game of life itself!

One of my fondest lotto winning memories involves a jointly purchased ticket. It happened in a retail gas station in Edmonton. I grabbed a 6-49 slip and asked a friend who was with me to pick six numbers after picking my own, interwove our separate selections on the third frame, and voila!

If memory serves, our total prize amounted to just under sixty-two dollars and fifty-one cents between the two of us, but we celebrated it with cigars and whisky! 

We would love to hear any stories you might have about winning the lotto - big time or not-so-big time. Just leave them in the comments below if you're so inclined. 

Enjoy this Sunday's lucky picks, and thanks for stopping-in!

See our MNP (Mystical Number Picker) for yourself!

Greetings lucky lotto players!

We at Sicks' Picks thought you might like a glimpse behind the scenes. Here's what your lucky numbers look like before we graphically represent them.

Today, we'll just leave them in the raw. Good luck!

Plutoids!

Researchologists with the Nev Horizshun space exploitation team are referring to strange anomalies appearing in topospectral images of the surface of our most distant heathenly body as "Plutoids".  

"Further analystatics are needed to ascertain whether or not these are indeed indicatory of intelligent design or merely cosmic particles drifting in front of the on-board opticinators."

Today's comfort is not what you think you know.

Whatever you do today, don't forget to buy a lotto ticket! You cannot win if you do not play!

You're over $25,000 In debt. You should get a lotto ticket!

Sick's Picks Magic Number Generator Malfunction

Just wanted to let everyone know that we here at Sick's Picks are scrambling to find replacement parts for our magic number generator.

We apologize for any inconvenience, and wish our subscribers the best of luck in playing the lotto!

Why kill yourself when you can play the lottery?

Beggars can't be choosers.

Three in one. You decide!

A good beginning makes a good ending.

Just In Time!

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

Super Lucky Divine Alert #2

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Running a little late today, so thanks for your patience! 

Here's a bold new look to showcase our latest picks!

Teachers open the door but you must walk through it yourself.

There's no place like home.

Do not employ handsome servants.

Cluck O'Clock!

The early bird gets the worm.

Super Lucky Divine Alert #1

Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid of standing still.

A nation's treasure is in its scholars.

A book tightly shut is but a block of paper.