Saturday, April 23, 2016

You Deserve Nothing Less

It hasn't been much of a rose garden here at the Sick's Picks headquarters lately, which is why I'll begin this address with a much overdue apology to all our faithful visitors for my having neglected to update the site in ages. I have only myself to blame for failing to keep on top of things.

With much dismay do I inform everyone of our lead engineer's sudden departure to seek greener pastures in the world of front-end web development. Compounding the impact of that curve ball, our editor-in-chief decided she "wanted to spend more time with her grandchildren."

Pffft. Quite frankly, I was growing disdainful and weary of their ceaseless moaning and general ineptitude anyway.

As president, I'm left with few options when it comes to reshuffling the senior executive deck. It's really just myself and the company mascot that remain - and remain we shall, steadfast in our conviction, and enthusiastic about this blogsite's objectives.

Sicks' Picks Mascot
I've taken-on the task of handling the development of a new Mystical Enumerator myself, and am pleased to declare that its functionality is rapidly beginning to take shape. Who could've guessed that the world of programming and writing script could be so gratifying? If all goes according to plan, a beta version should be available for you to try in time for next week's Lotto 6-49 draw!

Until such a time, I won't be posting any lucky numbers. I will however begin posting inspirational memes for you to share with your friends on Facebook or through whatever social media platform you prefer.







Sunday, January 31, 2016

New Draw, Shortest Straw.


Studies indicate that individuals who donate money to the arts are statistically more likely to win substantial Jackpots.

Once again, our mystical number generation machine is on the fritz... just in time for a tremendous Lotto Max draw. Murphy's Law huh?

Anyway, as assistant to the Senior Blog Editor in Chief of this foundation, I took it upon myself to reach into the hat and divine what I hope are the winning numbers for this Friday's Lotto Max draw.


I've also taken the liberty to amalgamate some of our historical picks for your consideration.

Good luck!








Friday, October 16, 2015

Record 6/49 Jackpot Up For Grabs!

We thought it'd be fun to try our hand at making some GIF images to present our picks this week. Sixty-four million sure is a bundle!

If we had that kind of bread, we'd probably either open-up an investment banking firm, or give it to the hungry... maybe even tour the world while entertaining uncle Ray's business idea of the century. Who knows? We might even find ourselves bankrupt within six years! 

Anyway, we hope this image file doesn't take too long to load into your browser. If you have any trouble seeing the lucky numbers we've chosen for the Saturday, October 17 draw, feel free to contact us... just submit a post below.



Saturday, August 22, 2015

Seventeen Million Reasons To Play


We sometimes try and have a little fun by changing-up the presentation of our divine picks.

Best of luck!


Saturday, August 8, 2015

For Every Winner, There's Millions of Losers!

While it's always been a favorite pastime of civilized people to throw money away, can you imagine actually winning the lotto?

I never buy tickets myself because I already have more money than I know what to do with, but I love to think that some day, someone's life will be transformed by the divine numbers you'll find here every week on Sick's Picks!

Big Winner!

Monday, August 3, 2015

Numbers come, numbers go.


Venus.

We at Sick's Picks neglected to divine last Saturday's numbers as our divine number technician was under the weather. Fortunately for you folks, she's fully recovered, and has strongly urged me to share the generator's techno-mystical picks for next Wednesday's draw as soon as possible!

The numbers are:

5 ; 15 ; 19 ; 24 ; 30 ; 42.