It hasn't been much of a rose garden here at the Sick's Picks headquarters lately, which is why I'll begin this address with a much overdue apology to all our faithful visitors for my having neglected to update the site in ages. I have only myself to blame for failing to keep on top of things.
With much dismay do I inform everyone of our lead engineer's sudden departure to seek greener pastures in the world of front-end web development. Compounding the impact of that curve ball, our editor-in-chief decided she "wanted to spend more time with her grandchildren."
Pffft. Quite frankly, I was growing disdainful and weary of their ceaseless moaning and general ineptitude anyway.
As president, I'm left with few options when it comes to reshuffling the senior executive deck. It's really just myself and the company mascot that remain - and remain we shall, steadfast in our conviction, and enthusiastic about this blogsite's objectives.
I've taken-on the task of handling the development of a new Mystical Enumerator myself, and am pleased to declare that its functionality is rapidly beginning to take shape. Who could've guessed that the world of programming and writing script could be so gratifying? If all goes according to plan, a beta version should be available for you to try in time for next week's Lotto 6-49 draw!
Until such a time, I won't be posting any lucky numbers. I will however begin posting inspirational memes for you to share with your friends on Facebook or through whatever social media platform you prefer.
With much dismay do I inform everyone of our lead engineer's sudden departure to seek greener pastures in the world of front-end web development. Compounding the impact of that curve ball, our editor-in-chief decided she "wanted to spend more time with her grandchildren."
Pffft. Quite frankly, I was growing disdainful and weary of their ceaseless moaning and general ineptitude anyway.
As president, I'm left with few options when it comes to reshuffling the senior executive deck. It's really just myself and the company mascot that remain - and remain we shall, steadfast in our conviction, and enthusiastic about this blogsite's objectives.
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Until such a time, I won't be posting any lucky numbers. I will however begin posting inspirational memes for you to share with your friends on Facebook or through whatever social media platform you prefer.
